dumb jokes that are funny

Here are few:

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What did the traffic light say to the car?
..... Don't look, I'm changing.
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Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"
"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.
To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"
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What kind of horses go out after dusk?
..... Nightmares!
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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?
..... It won't be long now
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A baby seal walks into a club...
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what did the policeman say to his tummy?
..... I've got you under a vest!

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