Posted at 10:56 AM Friday - January 15, 2010
few golden tips for the accomplishment of the secure social success!
1. be formal, stay at the surface never go deep, you know there are lot of sharks down there
2. be false, give a compliment, say kind words when you do not mean it, people will love this even when it's obvious you are lying
3. present your self as a victim in all circumstances, that works always, you can slam someones face if needed and never feel guilty about that
4. impress with the mediocrity, the middle of the road is the safest way to walk
5. be prude, get easily scandalised, like that nobody will ever doubt your integrity
6. make people laugh, give sarcastic remarks when least expected, the one you are joking about will feel hurt but rest will love you
7. sympathise with the bullies and the oppressors, that way you can always pick the crumbs under their table and btw you'll make lot of friends with these who are already picking up the crumbs down there too
8. accuse unfortunates as these who are guilty for their own bad fate, no harm done, no crumbs under their table anyway
9. ..... I miss no. 9 to have this important guide completed, any suggestion?
PS: any similarity to persons living or dead is purely coincidental
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